Overheard near the bottom of Lang Bay Road while exploring a path directly adjacent to it:

"Do it!"
(laughter)
"Let's hear it, Motherfucker!"
(more laughter)
"Show us what ya got!"
(Unbelievably loud motor begins to rev, like something out of a monster-truckathon nightmare. The sound of tires spinning, squealing, shrieking for an impossibly long time, then finally catching as something black and low tears past in a cloud of thick exhaust. Hoots and hollers. Snickering.)
"Man, that was just sad was what that was."
"Pathetic."
"We have got to get that boy a bigger engine."