A very funny review of 1977's Day of the Animals, which I watched repeatedly as a kid, along with it's even drearier 'sister' film Savage Harvest. Both feature beleagured humans fighting off a multitude of crazed animals that want to kill and eat them. My memory of the actual plot of these films is about as hazy as the crappy screenshots that accompany the review, but I do remember thinking that they were both really, really boring.
What they needed was some killer whales.