So far, the job duties at my new place of employment seem to consist of the following:

1:00 pm-6:00 pm - Hurl hardcover copies of Bob Woodward's new book "State of Denial" into the surging crowd on the other side of the register while simultaneously catching and processing the non-stop rain of cash, credit cards and personal insults coming in the other direction.

6:00 pm-10:00 pm - Twiddle thumbs.