Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Overheard this morning while standing in line at the local bottle depot:

Man #1: That little chink is always trying to steal my cart. He gets it half loaded and then freaks out when I take it back. "MINE!" he sez! "MINE!"

Man #2: Oh yeah?

Man #1: Oh hell yeah. (In 'china man' voice) "Me want your country and your bottles too!"

Man #2: Bwahahahahaha

(at this point a tiny old asian man hurries past with a load of bottles.)

Man#2: (blocking his path for a second and pulling his eyes back into slits) "MINE!!!"

Old man dodges to the left and disappears out the back.


High fives.

JT considers early suicide via 1-2 bottle fight.