Yes, I know that you don't ever want to hear this song again. I know that you've heard a million crappy cover versions of it in your lifetime. That you've been forced to drunkenly sing along to it in karaoke. That it's the jingle for a million crappy car ads and the soundtrack to a million crappy movies. That it's baby boomer music, yuppie music, wedding music, anniversary music, funeral music. I know.
But get over it.